funny owners manual pic

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 09:14 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...NA:MOTORS:1348

Goldwing GL1800 DIGITAL SERVICE MANUAL GL 1800

funnier is the guy selling an 85 toyota rockcrawler, says he values it at $47,000

his list
marlin crawler tranny $6,000
dual cases from marlin crawler $20,000

SilverZuk · 07-09-2009, 09:18 AM

The guy on the back is the funniest part.

wheelerfreak · 07-09-2009, 09:19 AM

The Toyo on CL is a repost... but the GW pic is funny.

Billy_Goat · 07-09-2009, 09:19 AM

He must be the one who stole the secret dual case set up Marlin made with inconel for the lunar lander.

ScottyB · 07-09-2009, 09:29 AM

GL1200's also do nice wheelies...rev it up and explode that clutch

Myanarchy · 07-09-2009, 09:40 AM

Funniest part is how far he's got the rear brake buried

Billy_Goat · 07-09-2009, 10:18 AM

What a dumb fuck

Quote:

ok so theres a lot to list so bare with me

to start off its a 1985 toyota xcab
22r motor freshly rebuilt 6000 miles on motor dual timing chane kit boured out 60 fully built and bullet proof
5speed marlin crawler tranny "$6,000"
marlin crawler dual transfer case "$ you dont want to know"
detroit lockers front and rear
529 gears front and year
8inc skyjacker lift
costom bumpers front and rear
8,000lb warn winch inthe front
12,000lb warn winch in the rear that lets the rear tire down
lights front rear side and rock lights under truck
grey jeep seats
6/9 speakers with amp
red top optamas front and rear
battry isolater so both charges of altnator
one spare part for every thing for easy fix on trail
this tuck will go any wear you want to and alot of places you dont
in low range and 1st gear the truck will not stall out yes i know but no it wont stall
will climb a vert wall if gets tracktion
35 procomp xtarrans ok tread left black pro comp wheels im sure im
costom built bed
5gal fresh water tank for on trail drinkng or for dog or shower what ever you can thinnk of
forgeting somethen so ill be listing more as the sell gose

looking to trade for a sports car somethen fast fun and clean
i value this truck very highly over 47,000$ invested

oh yea it was in petersons 4wheel mag too
2007 Uwharrie National Forest 4Wheeling - 4Wheel & Off-Road Magazine
they put my listing under the grey one and the grey one under myn is starts sayn vicks dual case

fill free to call me any time with ?
910-508-6157

thanks

Edit: forgot the link
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Toyot...%3A1|72%3A1171

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy_Goat

What a dumb fuck

Edit: forgot the link
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Toyot...%3A1|72%3A1171

follow the hyper link in add, takes you to a BB he has it for sale on, that is where he lists the $20k marlin dual case & says the big winch was $2500, lol
he lists the fronts shafts 2 times in his price & nobody calls him on the $20k t-case

this got posted in the 35k cl post, but poster deleted it or a mod did, but I got it in email notice

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 10:27 AM

http://zilvia.net/f/cars-sale/262936...orts-car.html#

Quote:
Originally Posted by thisisastickup
sorry to be an ass, but you don't have 47k in that.

have you tried posting it up on places like pirate4x4? you'd have better luck there.

dual tcase $20,000
marlin tranny 5 speed $6,000
motor buil $5,000
12000lb winch $2,500
8000lb winch $1,500
costom alum bed parts/ suples $2,000
cost of buying the truck $3,000
role cage $300
v6 3rd mimber in rear axle $1,100
cromaly axle shafts 200 each x4 = $800
gps cd player 6/9s amp $600
box for bed $400
tires and wheels $1,500
lockers 300 each x 2 = $600
costom drive shafts $250 rear front $350 =$600
jeep seats 250x2 = $500
paint for every thing white $400
blue $50
black "axles " $75
not counting the 8inc sky jacker lift ill let you look up that price hahahahah

SO FAR IF I DID MY MATH RIGHT THATS $46,925 AND I CAN KEEP GOING SO DONT KNOCK WHAT YOU DONT KNOW

and thank you have a nice day

Billy_Goat · 07-09-2009, 10:32 AM

Haha, Black "axles" $75 hahahaha

How they ever let that kid out of high school I'll never know

locotaco85 · 07-09-2009, 10:36 AM

Am I the only one figuring this guy knows a doubler isn't $20k, and a trans isn't $6k, and he's just hoping to impress a fellow moron with his price figures so said moron would pay too much for the truck?

randy92782 · 07-09-2009, 10:42 AM

WTF is this??

12,000lb warn winch in the rear that lets the rear tire down

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by locotaco85

Am I the only one figuring this guy knows a doubler isn't $20k, and a trans isn't $6k, and he's just hoping to impress a fellow moron with his price figures so said moron would pay too much for the truck?

people like that.........I have no idea what they are thinking, a quick run to the marlin site will show a doublers cost
I don't think you could spend even $2,500 for a dual complete shipped

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randy92782

WTF is this??

12,000lb warn winch in the rear that lets the rear tire down

he has a tailgate type hinged rear spare

real gay

Billy_Goat · 07-09-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeaBass44

people like that.........I have no idea what they are thinking, a quick run to the marlin site will show a doublers cost
I don't think you could spend even $2,500 for a dual complete shipped

Yeah, he's looking for a clueless sucker.

I called MC a few weeks ago for a quote on a 3.0 plate, duals with 4.7s, adapter, and a cross member and the price shipped was about $3k

Then I found a used set up for $760. with tranny

locotaco85 · 07-09-2009, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeaBass44

people like that.........I have no idea what they are thinking, a quick run to the marlin site will show a doublers cost
I don't think you could spend even $2,500 for a dual complete shipped

I know he's a fucking moron... but I'm just not sure he's fucking retarded enough to think it costs that much.

I really think he's just hoping some idiot will take his word for it and offer him $20k for the truck and think it's a bargain.

At least I really hope so. Then again, I've seen what the NC public school system can produce...

Billy_Goat · 07-09-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by locotaco85

Then again, I've seen what the NC public school system can produce...

Seriously. Really makes you wonder about the future of this once great nation.

I know 8yo anchor babies with better spelling and grammar than that kid.

Alfred W. · 07-09-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randy92782

WTF is this??

12,000lb warn winch in the rear that lets the rear tire down

He could not spell "squat" the rear.

Billy_Goat · 07-09-2009, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred W.

He could not spell "squat" the rear.

Naw man, his ingenious design is held vertical by the winch.

JediJesus · 07-09-2009, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randy92782

WTF is this??

12,000lb warn winch in the rear that lets the rear tire down

those 35s are heavy, probably got a spare in the stock location, didn't want to break the chain...

and that blue was 50 bucks guys, this seems legit.

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy_Goat

Seriously. Really makes you wonder about the future of this once great nation.

I know 8yo anchor babies with better spelling and grammar than that kid.

I didn't even start with his spelling expertise

what is an anchor baby

edglock21 · 07-09-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeaBass44

what is an anchor baby

Illegal drops her baby on US soil, so it's a citizen. Can't deport a citizen, so it anchors mama here with it.

SeaBass44 · 07-09-2009, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edglock21

Illegal drops her baby on US soil, so it's a citizen. Can't deport a citizen, so it anchors mama here with it.

Chris · 07-09-2009, 11:55 AM

People are starting to ask questions...

JediJesus · 07-09-2009, 12:26 PM

looks like it's gettin serious too haha

07-09-2009, 09:14 AM	#1
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07-09-2009, 09:18 AM	#2
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07-09-2009, 09:19 AM	#4
Billy_Goat Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Member # 123483 Posts: 321	He must be the one who stole the secret dual case set up Marlin made with inconel for the lunar lander.

07-09-2009, 10:27 AM	#9
SeaBass44 www.12voltguy.com Join Date: Feb 2000 Member # 40 Location: 80 miles n-sac in Oroville, CA Posts: 27,797	http://zilvia.net/f/cars-sale/262936...orts-car.html# Quote: Originally Posted by thisisastickup sorry to be an ass, but you don't have 47k in that. have you tried posting it up on places like pirate4x4? you'd have better luck there. dual tcase $20,000 marlin tranny 5 speed $6,000 motor buil $5,000 12000lb winch $2,500 8000lb winch $1,500 costom alum bed parts/ suples $2,000 cost of buying the truck $3,000 role cage $300 v6 3rd mimber in rear axle $1,100 cromaly axle shafts 200 each x4 = $800 gps cd player 6/9s amp $600 box for bed $400 tires and wheels $1,500 lockers 300 each x 2 = $600 costom drive shafts $250 rear front $350 =$600 jeep seats 250x2 = $500 paint for every thing white $400 blue $50 black "axles " $75 not counting the 8inc sky jacker lift ill let you look up that price hahahahah SO FAR IF I DID MY MATH RIGHT THATS $46,925 AND I CAN KEEP GOING SO DONT KNOCK WHAT YOU DONT KNOW and thank you have a nice day __________________ LOTS of GUNS 4sale ! 12voltguy.com / Click here to email me New # 530.532.4529 http://www.davezoffroadperformance.com/ OFN Fab BB -89 1 ton bronco on 47" LTB's- Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off right now.

07-09-2009, 10:32 AM	#10
Billy_Goat Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Member # 123483 Posts: 321	Haha, Black "axles" $75 hahahaha How they ever let that kid out of high school I'll never know

07-09-2009, 10:42 AM	#12
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